Bio: We are America's #1 ring tone only band! With no songs over 30 seconds ARB packs the rock into ring tones for your rad lifestyle.

ARB is the future of rock. And we know that it's half sad and half sexy! The luminaries behind the American Ringtone Band came from humble beginnings, both Dave and Ned were brought up as hobos by their boxcar riding parents and spent the first decades of their life crisscrossing the United States in the very epitome of the American Dream.

With only a homemade kazoo for entertainment and lighter fluid for inspiration they whiled away many a happy afternoon singing, dancing and vomiting on Amtrak property until a chance encounter with some improperly labeled luggage and a case of bourbon lead the two to awake and find themselves in the Ukraine (although it was nearly six months before they themselves realized this) with slight headaches and, inexplicably, a kipper in each pocket.

Rather than let their new surroundings hold them back they threw themselves into work an